Welcome...I am Filthius,
master...of the web! Cross me and you'll be doing pushups with your
fingernails...with a rhinocerous tied to your back! I will make you pay!
-Ahem.- Excuse me, I am quite excited about my new job, master...of the
web, here at the Legends Fantasy Comics homepage. When I heard about the
job opening, I went and told my fellow workers in the Executioners'
Union that I may not be hanging around for much longer, and when I got
the part, FEH! I spat in their dirty faces and rubbed dirt in it
until it became mud! Now...regretfully, I miss the old job of whacking off
a few heads, burning some witches at the stake, much fun, really, but it
gets old after awhile. You know, having to go into classrooms, and teach
little kiddies that they need not be naughty, or they will get their
heads removed by the executioner's sturdy blade! I would tie them down on
the chopping block, and WHACK! their little thinking noodles go
running everywhere. But then, that's when the teacher got offended, and
the little kiddies, they went running around the room like crazed little
criminals, and I had to beat a couple off of me because they were biting
my legs, and they reminded me of a gang of rabid midgets I once executed,
so... guess I overreacted when I pulled a bookcase over on top of them and
jumped up and own on it, as they screamed helplessly...yes, maybe I
overreacted a little. But, it was fun. Anyway, as master...of the web,
Filthius commands that you look at some of the nifty little stories and
characters and happy little things we have here. I know of the Ancients
and their powers to tell the future, and their dealings with time and
space and everything in between. I will tell you more of this when you
return...
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01/31/04 - Hullo, again.
Filthius here. I'm glad you dropped by, because the latest 24-page chapter
in the epic saga Secret of the Ancients is available! While I've
been busy chopping off thinking caps, J.T. has been putting on the
finishing touches in his hollowed-out dirt hole in the basement. Not that
it's all that great, I mean, I could have done a better job of course, but
you might give the little rat a chance and look at the details for his
latest form of mindless drivel, "The
Bad Son." That is, if you don't mind throwing up at the sight of
an idiot's tasteless scribblings.
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1/22/04 - Oh, yes, you can
praise my ingeniousness once again, because Filthius has improved upon the
sloppy, maggot-infested web design from days gone past. I call it "FilthyWeb
1.0." No need for applause, please. I get enough of that everywhere
else I go. Anyway, ideas are swarming, and heads are bursting around here,
so check back for updates. That is, if you're not scared that I, Filthius
the Executioner, will be angered by your presence and take off your head
with my dual-edge nugget cutter!
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01/19/04 - Hello again,
little Filthies! It's time to bring you up to date once again. The servant
has been spending quite a bit of time in his quarters lettering chapter 3,
"The Bad Son," and doing concept sketches for the next chapter.
Follow the link to look at some of the concept
sketches for chapter 4 that I have stolen!
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1/7/04 - There you are! I
know you have missed Filthius, so I return with a character sketch from
chapter 4 of "Secret of the Ancients!" At this time, I cannot
tell you any more than her name is Filantia. That is all I can say. If I
were to tell you more, I would have to kill you. And that would be fun.
Legends: The Secret of the Ancients
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01/03/04 - Hi, this is J.T.,
the writer and artist of Legends. Filthius is busy writing himself fan
mail, because he never recieves any, so I thought I would take this
opportunity to let you know he needs someone to write in and tell him how
much of a jerk he is. I tell him all the time, but his ego has gotten so
huge, that he beats me and locks me in the basement with all the...rats,
and there's no sunlight, just the sound of dripping water...*ahem* um,
I'll go now before he reads this and distributes the daily beating early
today. Please let him know how horrible he is by clicking on the guestbook
link. Please!
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1/2/04 - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Filthius here to say I hope you had a great holiday, and I hope you didn't
have to decapitate any relatives over dinner. Top Webcomics has returned,
so support Legends by clicking the link to vote. The more you vote, the
more people are exposed to Legends' fantasy goodness.
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12/10 - Well, now. Back for a
little head-chopping action, huh? Oh. Well, then I guess I'll give you a
little history lesson, then. Click here
the "Nymph's Gift," a legend of how the Ancients got their
power. Maybe next time you'll agree to let me chop off your dome then, no?
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12/11 - Hullo. A new map of
Fandar has been drawn by the mapmakers of Valtuska. Please take a look at
it here. Either that, or I am of a mind to take you
to the executioner's block. Your choice, really. (Also, the make a
donation button now works, thanks to my ingeniousness.
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12/15 - As you know, Filthius
is a very adept artist, and I have been hard at work. In fact, new
snazzier banners have been added here. I,
Filthius, say take a look, and send me many emails stating how much you
love them, and how much you worship the ground that I walk on. Go now,
before the heads go a rolling!
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12/19 - I know you just can't
wait to see new artwork from the newest Legends chapter. It is yet to be
released, but that is so that we can torture you and show you little bits
and pieces of it and say "Nyaa!" you can't see the rest of it
until the entire story is finished. Why? Because Filthius said so, that's
why. Take a look.
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12/31 - Well, Christmas is
over, but now it's time to ring in the new year by chopping a few necks!
If you haven't yet, check out the Legends
Online Store for some cool merchandise. J.T. (who is now locked in the
cellar for trying to steal my spotlight) is planning to have another
T-shirt made soon, but not unless I give him the cash to do it, the
pitiful broke fool! Make some donations to me, and only me, by clicking
the link at the bottom of the web page. It might go towards having another
T-shirt made, and it might go to getting my axe blades sharpened. You
never know. But, whatever the outcome, if you purchase a T-shirt from the Store,
or make a donation, the funds will go directly to me and my conquests of
power...er, I mean, to getting cool new Legends stuff made. Trust me!
Would I lie to you?
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11/17/03 - Still hard at work on the 3rd chapter of "Secret of
the Ancients." Hopefully one day I'll actually get it done. I
wish there was no such thing as time, so I could do an exclusive
online comic. I've had about a million ideas for characters, but no
time to actually put pen to paper. How about that? Anyway, I've
actually uploaded a pretty nifty new wallpaper, so go to Downloads
and get to downloadin'! Also, most of the news and Legends updates
have been done on the Legends
Message Board, so if you want to keep up with what's going on in
the world of Fandar, I'd suggest you give it a look. I don't want to
jinx myself by saying too much, but I think I will have a pretty big
announcement sometime soon...so stay tuned to LegendsFantasy.com for
all the news you don't care about and more! |
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09/24/2003 - It would seem my message board idea didn't work out
like I had planned because after following a couple of links on the
main board, I happened to notice I was in some kind of porn trap. So
to avoid getting boobed to death in the future, I have set up yet
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-o- 09/17/2003 - Hello! I know it looks like I haven't been doing anything the past few weeks, but I've actually been working away on issue 3, and I'm about 7 or 8 pages into it right now. I've decided not to keep posting Legends comics on the web, due to other plans I have right now. But, I'll keep putting up new wallpapers and samples from each issue so as not to make myself appear completely worthless... Matter of fact, check out the Download section for a brand new, sparkling wallpaper! It's my favorite yet! |
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-o- 08/07/2003 "Secret of the Ancients" part 2 updated! I know it's been a while, but I've been planning, working, drawing, and everything else since last month. With all the things going on, I haven't been able to concentrate on the web page much, just mainly my writing and drawing. I've got some things planned that I can't reveal yet, but keep a lookout for some changes in the future... Anyway, check out the new pages. Maybe pretty soon I'll get around to posting the full size cover for issue 2. |
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-o- 07/18/2003 Hello! Great news!! The Legends Store is now open, and you can purchase the new Legends Castle T-Shirt online! I have been trying to get the store up and running for some time now, but I didn't want to open it until the T-shirts shipped from the printers. Anyway, I hope you'll help the store stay open and gain more items by buying a T-shirt or seven. My wife and I are homeless, and my 35 children are starving, you have to help us! Just joking, don't tell my wife or she'll chop my arms off and beat me with them... |
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-o- 07/09/2003 Wouldn't ya know it? Back again with another update! After loooooonnng hours of slaving to death over hot coals and no meals, I've finally finished another page! I know you're thrilled, so go ahead and vote for Legends after you read it. You'll feel good about yourself if you do. Heck, even I'll feel good about you if you do. Anyway, I'm trying to get into more of a routine, but with my work schedule, I haven't been able to keep up with the work I had been producing. My schedule is going to change in a couple of weeks, so hopefully I can keep it a bit more consistent. So, I'll catch you in a couple of days!! |
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07/06/2003 Hello, everybody! Happy late July 4th!! I know I haven't
made an update in a while, so I just thought I would let you know
what's happening in the world of Fandar. Well, Little Wolf and I
(what do you THINK he does in his spare time?) have been busy on new
T-shirt designs and other top secret stuff that you only wish you
knew about... |
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06/29/03 Welcome back to our show. I'm J.T. "Ross," and
I'm going to show you how to paint some happy little trees. Just
take your fan brush and put juuuust a little dab of green on there.
Yeah, right like that. Then, just STROKE the canvas, like so. Just a
little tap, not too much. You might hurt its feelings, and make it
want to hide its little leaves. We want happy little trees...happy
little...happy...what am I talking about? I've got an afro, for
pete's sakes! Everyone always says, "I want to be like Mr.
Ross!" Well, I got news for ya! Mr. Ross has had enough, and
he's going to do something...bad! I might even...yeah, that's it!
I'm going to go cut down a tree! That'll show ya! [Door slams] |
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-o- 06/28/03 Added new banners to the Link to Us section. (See the ad to the right.) I finished this one on my breaks at work. (Talk about time management!!) I'm still working on another update for the comics section. Pleeeaaase be patient, I've only got 2 arms (8 propellers, and a hockey stick.) |
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-o- 06/22/03 Another update! Posted SoA part 2 page 17. Progress on the current story is a little slow right now because of my work schedule, but that SHOULD change in about 3 weeks or so...hopefully. Anyway, I'm still using a lot of my free time to draw, so watch for a new update...in a few days. |
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-o- 06/21/03 I finally got around to going back and changing the first two pages of part 1 of Secret of the Ancients, so it is a lot easier to navigate now, and you don't get as many missing pictures. I touched up the colors a little, too. Also, my brother, who is a programmer, is currently working on redoing the entire format for the ComicCD, so it'll have a whole new look, soon. Well, time to get back to work, gotta save the world a couple times! |
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-o- 06/18/03... SoA part 2, page 16 posted. It's a wonder I get to work on the comic at all anymore. I'm such a slacker. I had been out of work for two months because I had surgery in April, but now I'm back, and I hardly have any time to write and draw. I'm still getting work done, just in smaller portions, so be patient, I'll have new pages soon! Maybe I'll get fired and I'll have all the time in the world to draw. Wouldn't THAT be nifty! Just kidding, in case you plan to say anything to my boss. Heck, make a donation or eight so my poor behind can draw comics for a living! No, seriously... |
